"Before Gorillaz took off I couldn't get anyone to talk to me. Now I can't get them to shut up."-Murdoc Niccals
"Sometimes good things come in big packages! I arrived in a FedEx crate!"-Noodle
"Well, we went through a lot of names. But seeing as, musically, I wanted to swing through the jungle baring my arse, I thought Gorillaz was a perfect name."-Murdoc Niccals
"War does not determine who is right. Only who is left."-Russel Hobbs
"Stripping for cash is yet another of my many talents"-Murdoc Niccals
"Sign us at our first gig, man. It'll be great press for both of us, kids will think some kind of phonenum...phenomunen, ph...some kind of
michael was the the biggest dickhead in da land he fucked everyones house plants when they were gone he would always yell wanker and had butt sex with all
the maidens in the land one girl named nemesi was one of his victims oh gr8